garshoop (adj): the definition of garshoop is basically 'in the middle' and it is considered informal to use garshoop in very great or very bad situations. It can also mean "boring, careless, useless, or just a random word. Used when hyper, bored, or when in extremely awkward situations."
1)dude, im soooooo garshooped right now!
2)...Well, that was a garshoop moment.
Useless Nations: The 'real' meaning for the "United Nations" truly represents!
Also, any shit-hole country that thinks they're better than the US, but doesn't have the money, the smarts, or the balls to stand up and support themselves. Will openly bitch about how US foreign policy is ruining their country, but will still take Economic Aid and military support from America if offered, without thinking twice about it.
South Korea: Yankee Go Home! GI die!
US: Oh, no need for that...here's $24 billion a year in military spending so then North Korea and China won't tag-team your ass, and make you their Communist turd burglars. Now please, continue flooding our country with your poorly made products.
Largly meaning useless. Related to retarded or moronic happenings where one seems to have left their brain at home.
*Guy turns on blender without lid on*
Dude #2: Fucking cake bro!
*Osama bin laden forgets to change his privacy settings on facebook to private*
The White House: We have that cake bastard now!
*launches bombs on Islamabad*
1. The word (adjective) that has suffered the greatest perversion and abuse/misuse/hijacking of all the words in the english language. Once it meant "jovial/happy"... Now it is inextricably linked with the futile and naturally-unjustifiable practice of intrusion into the anal orifice by a limb that nature/evolution never designed for such a purpose.
2. The way something/anything should NOT be, i.e. opposite of "cool", "great", "enjoyable", "useful"...
1. Man, it sucks to have a last name such as "Gaye", unless your first name is Marvin. And it stops there.
2. That old t-shirt that was so cool in the 80s now looks so gay.
the longest word in the english dictionary. To determine something to be useless. It's said to be Mathew Bellamys favorite word.
person1:-ranting about pointless stuff-
person2: now that was some floxinoxinihilipilification
1. A derogatory phrase used to describe an individual, male or female, who is useless, unnecessary, and therefore completely undesirable in any situation. Salad spoons tend to be emotional creatures and lack a good sense of humor. They have the amazing ability to ruin any fun, completely destroy good moods, undermine positive vibes, and totally suck in general.
Nobody needs a spoon to eat a salad, and nobody wants to be around a lame ass salad spoon.
Salad spoons are the modern day version of a wet blanket .
2. A salad spoon moment is any time that an otherwise legit individual has a momentary lapse of gangster and therefore exposes a temporary vulnerability. Referring to this moment as a salad spoon moment is a way to bring comic relief to the situation.
Calling these soft and emotional outbursts salad spoon moments is the modern day equivalent of saying no homo .
"Yo, you know you're my boy, right? I need you to know that... I love you, man.. You are my best friend, seriously, and I don't know what I'd do without you." / "This salad spoon moment was brought to you by tequila, Marlboro Reds, and the letter D."
"Hey, man. All the homies are going to a dope ass house party tonight. Then we're heading to the strip club to make it rain on some topless bitches. You down?" / "Nah, I can't. It's Friday night so I am helping my mom clean the tubes on the vacuum cleaner, then taking my girlfriend to see the new Twilight movie."
"Hey, man. I was walking downtown when I saw a church on fire, so I ran in and saved one thousand orphans from certain death, then continued walking home. Then I was attacked by a rabid grizzly bear, which I fought off with my bare hands. Now I'm pretty sure the bear is stalking me and planning to eat me alive. I'm only a few blocks from your crib - can you pick me up? I really need a ride." / "Well, sorry, bro, but I really shouldn't be driving in this condition. I already drank two whole fuzzy navel wine coolers while I was organizing my collection of Ed Hardy t-shirts, and it's dangerous to drink and drive."
|35.||extended holiday syndrome|
A bodily state which mainly affects high school students, although it could apply to anyone of any age. Symptoms include nausea, random headaches, feeling lightheaded, feeling worthless, useless, lacking motivation, having no sense of direction, and decreased stool. Usually caused by someone having a holiday lasting more than one week, something like winter or spring break, and having said individual being a lazy teenager and not leaving the house. Video games on all day, movies being watched alone, excessive fapping, uncontrolled snacking, all a result of laziness. poor excuses may be made where the individual needs to "rest" because of the long school year. Just leave the house, get some fresh air, see some friends, and symptoms will lessen.
me: *waking up* holy shit it's already 3 pm? wtf am i doing with my life? I didn't even drink yet I feel hungover? I must have extended holiday syndrome. I need to get the fuck outta here
(texting a friend): fuck me i've fapped seven times today. what do I do now???
(friend): man.. i just want to go back to school now