noun: A female who breaks both the boundaries of smut and sleaze, conquering new whorish heights with her utter lack of self respect and sexual control. She has no real purpose or goals, her only aspirations being total immersion in the ways of the useless ho.
"Bro, I hooked up with this smeaze last night, and now I'm urinating razor blades."
"That smeaze over there has been eying me down. I'm scared"
One of the most commonly used words of the English language. Originally a swear word for feces but now probably has the most definitions and can be used as a pronoun in multiple situations or can be used in place of almost any noun. Here are a few meanings.
1. An old car
2. Anything useless
3. Anything that smells or tastes funny.
4. Junk food.
5. Not having money.
6. Anything broken.
8. Anything of high value.
9. Anything that you know but cant remember the name of it.
10. Something cheap.
12. Anything you want it to be.
1. John's car didn't start this morning, it's a piece of shit.
2. This old microwave doesnt even heat the food well, it runs like shit.
3. I hate to say this to her, but Tina's cooking smells and tastes like shit.
4. All that fast food shit your eating will increase your cholesterol.
5. All I have is 100 bucks to play at the casino, I don't even have shit to spend.
6. I dropped my cell phone and it don't work, now it's a piece of shit.
7. I have some good shit to smoke.
8. Wow!! That diamond ring is the shit!!!!
9. I know it's easy to build, but I can't remember the name, what is that shit called?
10. That sale price is cheaper than shit.
11. That drink went down smoothly, I want more of that shit.
12. I just call it shit because it has so many names.
An unreliable form of multi-media broad band
Apparently similar to other types of providers.and as unreliable...
Upon initial installation, video will work for 3 days then the receiver will refuse to boot up just like the skynet virus had infected it. The Video receiver will go through a boot up of 3 dots then show the evil At&t logo and then later continue by giving you an orange screen with no explanation of what or why. Then about 5 minutes later it will give you a series of diagnostics that are useless...
Joe: "hey I just got At&T Uverse 2 days ago and its great!"
Sally:" yea mine was great till the 3rd day now it has an pretty orange screen for us to look at that never goes away"
Joe: " did you call tech support?"
Sally:" yea ...the message says -this office is closed- but I have a friend who works in the call center so I got an appointment in a couple days" I have to miss a couple days of work and miss a doctors appointment too plus I have to be home all day...but they said they are coming to fix it"
The time of year when the inner linings of people's brains starts to fall out after Apple announces to a new product. Thus, millions of people rush out to stores and wait in huge lines for a completely useless product called the iPad, which soaks up the brain ooze and allows people to return to their so-called sanity.
Josh: (starts jumping up and down) OMG! OMG! Hey guys did you here about Apple's new iPad! I need one right now! DAMMIT!! I need to get to bestbuy right now. OMG no what if it's sold out. Oh well, the nearest Apple store is only 20 miles away!
Christie: What's wrong with Josh?
Nick: I think he's having his iPeriod.
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Something that is essentially useless and serves no real purpose, though it initially might appear to the contrary.
Democrat: Well aren't you glad Barack Obama is president now, and we can all bask in the hope and change?
Redneck: Aw, hell, that old boy's about as good as tits on a fish.
Pointless, a useless point. Similar in function to "moot point."
The colors for their wedding is a null pointer now that they've broken up.
Distributed throughout schools worldwide.
Such as Algebra through Trigonometry, Language classes like English, unless you want to learn a new language.
Science does not fall under this category, because it is necessary, otherwise we wouldn't know that certain elements react differently, and possibly dangerously with other elements.
World Cultures is somewhat important, so that you understand other people in the world better.
John: "Excuse me, Mrs. Smith?"
Mrs. Smith: "Yes, what is it John?"
John: "This is Useless Information, when will we ever need to know how to find the x and y intercepts of the graphed line?"
Mrs. Smith thinking: "Must change the subject..."
Mrs. Smith: "Well John, if you ever get a job including the use of advanced mathematics, you will need to learn this."
John: "But I hate math, I want to be a race car driver."
Mrs. Smith: "SHUT UP NO BACK TALKING, NOW GO TO THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE RIGHT NOW!!!!"
John: "F*** YOU!"
After John graduated High School, he became a successful Nascar driver and later visited Mrs. Smith to rub it in, and to show her that math isn't necessary to drive a car really fast.