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9.
A unit of measure for either width or weight. The width of one "Novak" is approximately 2 feet wide. The weight of a "Novak" is about 300 pounds.
Width: That couch is 3 Novaks wide.
Weight: It felt like i was carrying a Novak on my back on my way to class.
by the_inhaler September 10, 2009
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1.
Knocking a girl out by slapping her with your dick, then immediately jizzing on her face
Damn that's a big bruise, how bad did you get novaked?
by Uti uti March 11, 2010
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2.
1. A type of person who is, or was, a ninja
2. Someone who has a boy/girl-friend named Kimberly.

See also: amazing, ninja, windland
Origin: Yugoslavia
Donny: "You goin' to see your girlfriend Kimberly today or can we play Runescape?"
Novak: "Nah, can't fletch with you today, I'm going to go bake pizza with Kim."
Donny: "Oh okay. I guess I'll just play it by myself for 17 hours straight."

-or-

Person 1: "Dude holy shit, did you see that Novak go by?"
Person 2: "No! WTF I felt his presence though."
Person 1: "OMG look out behi-"
*Person 2 gets sliced in half*
Person 1: "Damn that Novak!"
by Anthony Walter August 09, 2007
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3.
The Illest, gangsta ass, straight up, motherfucker Kompton has ever witness.
Man, Novak gives the brown-eye like no other, not even Nina can compete
by GoraX August 03, 2006
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4.
one who involves themselves in Novakism or other wise being a geek ass BITCH

"stop being a Novak"

"where the Bitch Ass Novak"
by angelo162 January 22, 2007
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5.
A Slavic and Ashkenazic Jewish surname meaning "new" (e.g., "Novy"), "Nov-ak" could also be a play on "Nov akh" or "frutiful brother" (Hebrew).
Bearers of the "Novak" surname include actress Kim Novak (who took "Novak" as her stagename), columnist and cancer victim Robert Novak, the psychotic astronaut and honorably-discharged Navy servicewoman Lisa Nowak, and Marysia "Maria" Novakova Rusnakova (1855-c. 1907) -- who was married to Jakub Rusnak (a member of the late Kosice, Slovakia Jewish Rusnaks) and was the paternal grandmother of Sgt. and Veterans of Foreign Wars Commander Carl Stephen Rusnak (January 2, 1922 - November 7, 1999; US Army, WW2, European Theater, honorably discharged after the war). By the way, Maria's relative Leopold Novak was an early victim of the Holocaust in then-Czechoslovakian Zlata Idka: he was murdered in a then-Aranydka mine in 1936.
by Nickidewbear August 18, 2011
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6.
Sanskrit for 'Brad Pitt'.
I liked Novak a lot in Fight Club!

Novak is onr of the most handsome actors of today!
by HeidiEichel February 12, 2009
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7.
No.3 in the world.
And extremely talented Serbian tennis player.
Known for his talented capabilities on the court, and for his impersonations of Maria Sharapova and Rafael Nadal.
People love Novak because he so genuine, talented, and intelligent.
by BALTIC February 05, 2008
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