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Knocking a girl out by slapping her with your dick, then immediately jizzing on her face
Damn that's a big bruise, how bad did you get novaked?
by Uti uti March 11, 2010
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The Illest, gangsta ass, straight up, motherfucker Kompton has ever witness.
Man, Novak gives the brown-eye like no other, not even Nina can compete
by GoraX August 03, 2006
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1. A type of person who is, or was, a ninja
2. Someone who has a boy/girl-friend named Kimberly.

See also: amazing, ninja, windland
Origin: Yugoslavia
Donny: "You goin' to see your girlfriend Kimberly today or can we play Runescape?"
Novak: "Nah, can't fletch with you today, I'm going to go bake pizza with Kim."
Donny: "Oh okay. I guess I'll just play it by myself for 17 hours straight."

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Person 1: "Dude holy shit, did you see that Novak go by?"
Person 2: "No! WTF I felt his presence though."
Person 1: "OMG look out behi-"
*Person 2 gets sliced in half*
Person 1: "Damn that Novak!"
by Anthony Walter August 09, 2007
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one who involves themselves in Novakism or other wise being a geek ass BITCH

"stop being a Novak"

"where the Bitch Ass Novak"
by angelo162 January 22, 2007
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No.3 in the world.
And extremely talented Serbian tennis player.
Known for his talented capabilities on the court, and for his impersonations of Maria Sharapova and Rafael Nadal.
People love Novak because he so genuine, talented, and intelligent.
by BALTIC February 05, 2008
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Sanskrit for 'Brad Pitt'.
I liked Novak a lot in Fight Club!

Novak is onr of the most handsome actors of today!
by HeidiEichel February 12, 2009
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One who exhibits qualities of being a Jew, such as having difficulties parting with their money.

Also, tends to be a push-over and doesn't stand up for self.
Dude, stop being a Novak and just buy a winter coat instead of wearing your sweatshirt.
by csterbin January 10, 2009
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