However, a Nottingham Back Rub given by an unworthy person or for an unworthy reason comes off as completely pedophiliac or even homoerotic. Don't abuse it's power, it will not work.
Steve: You won't be able to lose that boyish grin the rest of the night, will you?
-AJ: I got caught with weed, AGAIN. I sure could use a good Nottingham Back Rub right about now.