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Mom-"what are you two doing down there?"
Dating teenagers-"NOTHING!?!?"
by Addison Montgomery February 27, 2009
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Something non-existant.

The oppostite of something.
Nothing is inbetween the arrows > <.
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Jeff: What is this? *points at thin air*
Brian: Nothing.
by TheBrony27 June 15, 2013
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What Atheists believe is the cause of the universe
'What is the cause of the Big Bang?'
'Nothing!'
'Ah, so the same thing I had for lunch today'
by NorwegianNorwayLover August 16, 2014
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this \/
nothing here

really nothing
by McTreevil January 07, 2015
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i. What you can find here between these two arrows ----> <----.

ii. Something important to Ben Kweller.

iii. The opposite of something. Something that does not exist concretely.
Nothing will stop me from getting some booty tonight! Except my face. And my girlfriend.

Ben Kweller: Nothing isn't nothing nothing’s something that’s important to me. That's right. And everyone’s a little nothing that is how it should be. That's right.
That's right - sha sha. sha doo.

Isn't nothing something?
by PaperMachete October 24, 2005
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the punchline to a very tastless joke
whats better than having sex with an 11 year old asian boy?


nothing!
by h bizzle 5 shizzle February 25, 2005
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It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

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