nobody. lame. stupid
"girl, you see Kiesha yesterday, homegirl had on a bright pink halter top on with some bright green booty shorts. Aint she nothing!"

-reply "nothing paw"
by indi May 06, 2003
Actually means a lot of something.
Mom-"what are you two doing down there?"
Dating teenagers-"NOTHING!?!?"
by Addison Montgomery February 27, 2009
What Atheists believe is the cause of the universe
'What is the cause of the Big Bang?'
'Nothing!'
'Ah, so the same thing I had for lunch today'
by NorwegianNorwayLover August 16, 2014
No thing, according to Wikipedia
Jeff: What is this? *points at thin air*
Brian: Nothing.
by TheBrony27 June 15, 2013
when you get intimate with a significant other in the backseat of a car
(phone) "Hey son, what are you doing?"
"Oh uh...nothing."
"Oh, okay."
by yhjuik February 03, 2010
the sound that u hear when someone gives you a comeback that is too deadly to say any thing
Person a: Aye, ur the load ur mom swallowed.

Evryone: hahahahahahah

Person b: well. atleast my mom can swallow. ur mom doesnt. her throat has stretchmarks

Person a:(nothing)

Evryone: hahahahahahahaha! XD
by meaty-mc'stein-son May 24, 2011
What you say when either

a) You're too tired to say what's happening.
b) You're too sad to talk about what's happening.
c) A lot of stuff is happening, but you don't know the person well enough to tell them.
d) Nothing is literally happening at all.
a) 2:42 AM: What's up?

2:43 AM: Nothing... I'm going to sleep bye.
b) Jane: What's up Sarah?

Sarah (whose boyfriend broke up with her) : Nothing
c) Brianna: Hi, what's your name?

Marissa: Marissa, what's yours?

Brianna: Brianna.

Blah blah blah, later that day on Facebook or something.

Brianna: What's up?

Marissa: Nothing.
d) Ed: What's up?

Al: Nothing.

Ed: No, seriously. What's up?

Al: Literally, nothing.
by wizardingmockingjaywithabox June 18, 2013
a term to describe someone cooler than a hipster.

typically a mature indie/ scenester that cannot be described using an exact term. something inbetween indie, scene, and hipster.
"you're so nothing"
by peacockkkkkk May 16, 2010

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