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1. Notch
Notch: Another word for Jesus.
Anyone who play minecraft know him.
Hey look, notch joined our server!
2. Notch
(Verb) To inadvertently DDoS attack a website due to sudden interest, often caused by a reccomendation from someone with many online followers or fans.

Coined on the 26th August 2011, when popular indie games developer Notch (Markus Persson) directed his 300,000 or so twitter followers to visit the website of Grimrock, another indie game, almost immediately crashing it.
Notch: Check out this awesome game! *trollface*

Me: Man, that website is gonna get Notched.
3. notch
1. to score a point

2. to copulate
He a was about to notch, which would win the game, but he slipped at the last minute.
4. notch
(noun) A top notch hoe. Above average looking female.
Damn your sister is top notch.
by Wood Dawger Jun 20, 2005 add a video
5. notch
Noun, sense 1. An affectionate synonym for 'vagina'. See also gash.

Noun, sense 2. Someone with whom you basically just get drunk and/or high and have sex, usually on a short term basis. Compare to "your girl" or "a ho", both are higher on the intimacy ladder.
Sense 1: "I am so going to hit that notch, bro."

Sense 2: "Are you going to the prom with him?" "Naw. He's just a notch."
by Danny Delinquent Dec 5, 2003 add a video
6. Notch
Any person of the opposite sex that you have fucked.
Hey buddy how many notches you got?" "Twenty man, most of them are dirties though..." "Doesn't matter a notch is a notch
7. notch
bitch. (comes from a common mis-typing of the word 'bitch' when entered into the apple iphone touch-screen keypad).
omg, lol ur such a notch, gurl, dat queen must h8 u.
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