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Not Today *cough*drugs (-1.091)
Calling in sick at the last second before you need to report. The cough at the end is an poor attempt to fake sick.
Good morning Intertek how can i direct your call.

Nancy its Bryce I know work starts in 30 seconds but Not today *Cough* I'm sick.
by The Blue Falcon September 09, 2009
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