A town where they charge a ridiculous amount for property taxes in order to provide a salary for the ungrateful pigs who harass the residents who's taxes pay that salary and get drunk at the local bar to drive home wasted so they can risk the lives of the people they supposed to be protecting
every police officer in Norwood
A very handsome man that any woman would love to have. Compassionate, sexy, soft-hearted man who has a love for his family. A hardworking, intellegent man who has a great desire to help others in need. A Norwood can become excitable at times, especially during football season. Norwoods are loveable, and people are easily drawn to his charm.
Look at him helping his grandmother, how sweet, he must be a Norwood.
Norwood is a town just outside of Boston that has nothing more to offer the world than car dealerships and girls who believe there vaginas are to be used like turnstiles. If you live in Norwood you more than likely head down to Gus and Donnas every week to get your high and tight haircuts, and then go to Lewis' to show it off to the other townies drinking themselves into oblivion. Many people believe that the water supply in Norwood has some how been tainted because everyone in this town is paranoid to the point of utter insanity. Norwood is also home to one of the classiest streets in all of Massachusetts, Jefferson Drive.(I'm laying the sarcasm on thick here)Seriously though, if you are poor and love drugs this is the place to be. This street seems to have been transplanted in Norwood from some backwater hick-town in Alabama, but these are not the worst of people in Norwood. The worst that Norwood has to offer us are the droves of kids that think they are incredibly tough and will fight for no good reason to prove it. If you don't believe me stop by the "Krayzee Horse" on any given night. These kids feel like they are tough because they have families that moved to Norwood from actual tough towns like Southie or Dot when in actuality they are just over privledge pussies that would not last 5 minutes outside of their fantasy worlds they have created where they are tough low level mob thugs. G-unit shirts run wild in this town, not on the black kids either. more...
A town where everyone is either white
, and there are only two token black people
, minority's do not exist in this town, and the ones that do, are the whitest black people ever. A town where the house keeper drops off your ronnies lunch everyday, and mommy and daddy say i love u with a 40,000 car
. Home of the most beautiful women in the world, where even the mom's are still hot, fuck desperate housewives, Northwoods
is where its at. Where the rich jew
moms sleep with the landscapers cuase their husbands are in jail for stealing money. Where the kids have nothing better to do with their money
than smoke pot and blow lines. Norwood the only town where people snort coc off peoples dicks, Its the smallest but greatest town in the world!
-"yo, nigga when ya get that whip?"
-"My 16th birthday kid!"
-"How much it cost?"
-"only 50 g's"
-"only in norwood"
I am referring to Norwood
, a middle-class
suburb 15 miles south-west of Boston
Norwood is located near the geographic center of Norfolk County
The town's population has remained relatively steady at around 30,000, although the demographics have changed somewhat over the last couple of decades.
Approximately 80% of the population is white, most of whom are Catholic (predominantly Irish, with smaller groups of Italian, Polish, and Lithuanian).
15% of the population is Asian
, with an almost equal number of Middle East
eners and Indian
The remaining population is mainly Brazilian
Along with Marshfield
, and Stoneham
, Norwood has traditionally been a bastion of Irish-American
residents, many of whom are justifiably proud of their heritage.
There is a fairly large, and active, Middle Eastern
community in Norwood. Iranians
, and Lebanese
are the predominant groups. Norwood is one of the largest towns in Massachusetts
with a sizeable Muslim
population not to have a Mosque
Norwood does have a Synagogue
, although Muslims easily outnumber Jewish
residents at least 10-1.
There is convenient mass transit
. There are three Commuter Rail stops, Norwood Depot
, Norwood Central
, and Windsor Gardens
In addition, the Forest Hills
To take someone's work and present it as your own; plagiarizing. To present without proper credit or acknowledgement given.
"She Norwooded that essay you wrote!"
"I'm going to Norwood the picture I found on the photographer's website."
A term to describe a balding guy. It is based on the Hamilton-Norwood scale of baldness. (1-7 1 slight temple recession and 7 being completely bald) Normally guys will try to comb it over when it gets to a 3 where you develope a "hair island" in the front of the head. At that point only complete losers or those in denial sport the noticeable norwood. These people refuse to shave it off and develope the complete hair "horseshoe" look and look like 45 year old investment bankers.
Man that guy is sporting a pretty bad norwood. He should just shave it all off.