A city in South Central New York. The main attraction in Norwich is the McDonald's. Norwich is 97.4% white so if you're black or Mexican, Norwich-ians will hate you (I'm not saying its fair, just stating facts)! Norwich High School is not big on teaching kids things they need to know. Many Norwich residents will stay in Norwich for the rest of their lives, flipping burgers at McDonalds. Unless they are the elite scum of Norwhole and they flip burgers at Burger King.
Michael- Hey do you know what time it is?
Nate- Nah, I can't tell time.
Michael- Oh, right, I forgot you're from Norwich, NY!