A person who is intellectual, funny, pretty, social, including and HOT at the same time, but still isn't bragging about it. A typical Norwegian is usually tall, blonde and with bright, blue eyes and they are heavy eaters. They can drink and party like no one else on the planet, and in their spare time they are fishing, hunting moose or polar bears, diving in the ocean even though its january and the lake is frozen, they go skiing every fucking day of the year and eat norwegian food like fårikål, kjøttkaker, ribbe or pinnekjøtt. And of course fish. (which we catch from the norwegian rivers with our bare hands and bite off the head with our extremely strong norwegian teeth)

(n.)The all time coolest race in the entire world. They are good at anything, and everything.
(adj.) Having a giganticly enormous penis.

A person that that only eats fish and potatoes.

an adjective commonly used to replace the word lesbian as most Norwegian girls are lesbian/bisexual. It is believed that a genetic impulse in the brain causes female Norwegians to have sudden impulses to jump the girl right next to them.

An African American that does not know how to act in the snow. Examples include spinning tires when driving in the snow or failing to dress appropriately for the climactic conditions. African Americans suffering from Snow Hysteria are the perfect example of a Norwegian.

Slang for negro. Regularly used to beat the censors on web boards where racially inflammatory language is not permitted, or in conversation with politically-correct types.

Completely incredibly person who's mental capacities far beyond that of any other human. Especially a Swede.

A large, brutish, stupid race of people with long hair. Listen to death metal and sail around in big sailing ships. Often wear horned helmets.

Known for smashing things over their heads in a show of toughness.