Cold country where ice bears and eskimoes lives. They also talk a strange language that Danish and Sweedish pretend that they understand.

Home of my ancestors, and also home to a town with the same surname as me.

This place rocks, its cold, and also cool, unlike..say...Jamaica which is hot and also cool.

A word used when you are asked about directions

The 2nd most northern colony of Denmark.

Prosperous country which would be in deep shit without their precious oil.

Also, Norway's winters are not really cold at coast (well, by american standards maybe). Even in some parts of norwegian lapland (far north) there are areas where temperatures hardly go usually below freezing in winter.

Home of the filthy vikings who ravaged europe for centuries.

But, a beautiful country.

The grimmest and most frostbitten country in the world. Home of the Necrowizard, and his trve acolytes. Has many many many many fjords, moonforests, and wintermountains! Home of trve Acoustic Black Metal.

The capital of Sweden, where polar bears, goat cheese and vikings are born.