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The term "Norty horti" derives from two abbrevieated and somewhat altered words due to modern slang/shorthand: the first word (Norty) being "Naughty" and the second (horti) being "Horticulture" put simply... naughty horticulture is to cultivate (grow) an illegal plant (most likely marajuana)
he got nicked, i hear he was involved in a bit of norty horti!
by danofthepleasedwimmen December 24, 2007
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