| 1. | Northern Somalian Lobster Slap | ||
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This sexual technique is a bastardization of the traditional Somalian Lobster Slap.
During intercourse, one partner grabs a lobster that had been previously concealed somewhere close by and slaps the other person/persons across the face with it. This technique usually does NOT result in an orgasm for anyone but the lobster. Rubber bands on the claws are optional. man 1: "man, i was with this fox last night and she told me she has a difficult time reaching orgasm." man 2: "don't use the Northern Somalian Lobster Slap! it doesn't work! and if you do, make sure to use rubber bands on the claws. my wife made that mistake. once." man 2 points to where his left ear used to be. |
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