A shovel-faced piltdown man with a hairy back and misappropriated smugness about his perceived genetic superiority when he's actually not able to hit the urinal with his first squirt, and speaks his mind in some bastardised distortion of the Queen's English. Hirsuit. Stoops and smells of pish.
Johnnie "Say what ah like and like what ah say" B
The foundation of English society. The counter part to the Southern Fairy
. Draught beer
is a popular tipple of the Northern Monkey as opposed to the copious amounts of drugs
consumed by the Southern Fairy. Up front and truthful the Northern Monkey has an honest opinion and also has an impecable sense of humour compared to the non-existent sense of humour of the Southern Fairy. e.g. Peter Kay, Vic Reeves, etc.
The Northern Monkey also happens to be very articulate compared to the Southern Fairy using reasonable English words instead of the general expletive used by the Southerner. e.g. C**t, F**k, etc.
The northern monkey is the cornerstone of English society.
erm.. a Northener!?
Northen Monkeys hate Southerners!
Any one from the North of England with a sense of Humour.
derogatory nickname for a person of northern extraction, usually coined by a SAVNA or a SOUTHERN SOFTY who can't live up to the fact that the north has a better standard of person.
I've been thrashed at pool by that NORTHERN MONKEY
a cheeky northern chappie
nothern male, bigger than most people, with a slightly wild personallity. Have a tendancy towards extreme sports, and crazy doings. Also seem quite slow, but are acctually rather clever. Very proud of there background, and like taking the mick out of southern faires. have the ability to speak proberly, i.e. saying grass, not grarss.
these are all exaples of northern monkeys, steve peat, vernon kay, paddy mcguinnes
anyone from the north, who works in the south, who has a life and doesn't spend their time moaning like a southern shandy drinker
Mike is a Northern Monkey