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A wonderfull place which is home to the highest mountians east of the rockies and some of the most beautiful coastline on the eastern seaboard. A land where it doesn't pay to be a nigger, wetback, rice boy, curry head, camel jocky or liberal. A state conquered by Scots-Irish, German and Anglo-Saxon warriors and settlers. A state where soon immigration will be limited to other white southerners and europeans only. We have excellent barbeque and a beautiful countryside. The cities are overrun with the aformentioned human trash, but we're working on that.
If you are a liberal race traitor, or are a member of any of the sub-human races mentioned above get the fuck out of North Carolina.
by the guy who fucked obama October 30, 2012
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home of the best tobaco products and the bes basketball team ever, duke. one of the best states in the dirty south. home of the best collards, fried chicken, and fresh backyard grown vetables (yes that includes weed)
yo mayn, im goin down thurr to NC n get me som a' my mommas home cookin.
by lil' johny September 02, 2004
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Redneckland, U.S.A.
People in North Carolina are so southern and redneck they make people in Virginia look like Canadians, no fucking joke
by Da Wizard Of OZ December 14, 2009
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A state that just simply is awful. One of the few asshole states who winters can get to single digits and summer to triple digit temperature. the people are mostly rednecks and hillbillys. they brag about how much laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnndddddddd theey have and yes they say and spell it like that.If u go there everyone has too buttfuck UNC basketball since they cant get into a Private college like Duke. Horrible education and schools. Illegal drugs and alcohol are a daily part of life. Unfortunantly i was born in this state and until Im 18 i am stuck here. At least its not Alabama is the only bright spot of this state
man from North Carolina : Howdy duddy partner, sweet tea and watch UNC game.

Man from somewhere with class: WTF is sweet tea?
by radshnarbee July 22, 2011
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Good state:
Lots to do. Best waves on the right coast. Best music scene south of NY, east of Omaha and north of Gainesville. Fun cities, relaxing countryside. Great schools. Tons of laid back people who are open minded and fun to be around.

Bad State: Ignorant racists. No public transportation. Hog shit filled rivers. Too many far right churches. Terrible snowboarding. Redneck ass basketball fans who didn't attend their school of choice (that goes for us Dukies too).
North Carolina, pretty much like everywhere else.
by the pig killer January 20, 2008
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A nice place to live until you decide where you really want to live.

The so-called mountains are hours away from all the cities and are have no views as they are not really mountains and covered with trees. More like foothills.
The beaches are hours away from all the cities and hot as hell in the summer. The typical Carolina beach vacation is to rent a house miles from any restaurants and try not to get too burnt. There are no waves to speak of.
The Golf courses are World Class. And very numerous. The only thing that outnumber the golf courses are the churches. About a par-5 between churches.
The state is bordered to the south by South Carolina, a place so shockingly devoid of culture and populated by religious bigots that it makes one wonder what happens at the otherwise invisible state line.
The so-called cities are really overgrown suburbs. All linked together along the Interstate by strip-malls.
The state university system is very good. It is assumed that all residents are interested in college basketball and that you follow one of the local teams. You will be expected to be able to discuss basketball as easily as the weather.
The state-pastime is to go to the local Mall. Mall's in North Carolina fill up like it's Christmas every weekend.
If North Carolina were West of the Rockies it would be even more boring than Oregon.
Me: I'm moving from North Carolina.
You: Why ?
Me: Everything here is about half-way. I know what I want now.
by Drifter's escape June 02, 2010
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Something that you say when you walk into a conversation and have no idea whats going on.
Mo:Hey Joe did you hear about that new movie that came out this weekend?
*Miguel walks in*
Miguel:North Carolina!
by Morgan Crisp November 03, 2007
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1. A place mostly known for it's horrible basketball team the Tarheels. Once the bastian of tobacco this state has now become a cespool for scrubs who act like they know anything about basketball.
2. The punchline to every basketball joke ever invented.
3. Remembered for eight and twenty.
4. The favorite team of phules name Mike.
1. Don't laugh at me: I live in North Carolina.
2. Did you hear? North Carolina won the NCAA championship this year! Wait, what do you mean they didn't?
3. 2001-2002
4. Reyes
by thebasketballtruthbringer March 31, 2010
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