North Zanesville, Ohio. Quite possibly the best unheard of place to live in the United States. Vastly superior to Zanesville and South Zanesville. You know when you hit North Zanesville when the air becomes pure, the people are friendly and you never see a ZPD car anywhere.
1. "Are you from Zanesville or North Zanesville?"
1. "Oh, alright then...peace out. It's Zanesville by the way, not Z-ville. I don't hang out with want to be gangsters that Zanesville seems to be infested with. I feel dirty even saying the word gangster. Have fun playing with your monopoly money and squirt guns."