The extreme penis anxiety exhibited by the majority of North Indian men, on account of the extra-small or XS size of the 3.0-4.0 inch North Indian Penis. Rendered especially acute due to this being the smallest category of male organ globally, which includes the equally diminutive Anglo Penis, the angry 'Irish Inch', the homosexual Greek Penis & the uncircumcised Chinese Penis.

This syndrome is the root cause for several cataclysmic events in South Asia history, incl.:

1) The Brahmanist Caste System, Untouchability & Shudra Penis Amputation, which were enforced by Vedic Indo-Aryans during the Brahmanic Dark Ages & Puranic Dark Ages as a result of Shudra Penis Envy, the Indo-Aryan Penis being smaller than the Shudra Penis.

2) Repeated conquests of N. India by Islamicate Armies, the 3.0-4.0 inch Hindu Penis being smaller than the 4.0-5.0 inch Indian Muslim Penis.

3) Defeat of N. Indian Regiments (incl. Punjab, Rajput & Maratha Regiments) at the hands of the Pakistan Army in 1948 & 1965, leading to the formation of 'Azad Kashmir', the 'Ganges Worm' measuring below the Pakistani Penis.

4) Defeat of the IPKF by the Tamil Tigers in Sri Lanka, the 'Ardha-Lingam' being smaller than the Black Tamilian Penis.

Hence, Indira Gandhi had to resort to the Madras Regiment during the Indo-Pak War of 1971, which finally defeated the Pakistan Army, the 6-9 inch Dravidian Penis being larger than the 4.0-5.0 inch 'Paki Dick'.