|1.||North Indian Small Penis Complex|
The extreme penis anxiety exhibited by the majority of North Indian men, on account of the extra-small or XS size of the 3.0-4.0 inch North Indian Penis. Rendered especially acute due to this being the smallest category of male organ globally, which includes the equally diminutive Anglo Penis, the angry 'Irish Inch', the homosexual Greek Penis & the uncircumcised Chinese Penis.
This syndrome is the root cause for several cataclysmic events in South Asia history, incl.:
1) The Brahmanist Caste System, Untouchability & Shudra Penis Amputation, which were enforced by Vedic Indo-Aryans during the Brahmanic Dark Ages & Puranic Dark Ages as a result of Shudra Penis Envy, the Indo-Aryan Penis being smaller than the Shudra Penis.
2) Repeated conquests of N. India by Islamicate Armies, the 3.0-4.0 inch Hindu Penis being smaller than the 4.0-5.0 inch Indian Muslim Penis.
3) Defeat of N. Indian Regiments (incl. Punjab, Rajput & Maratha Regiments) at the hands of the Pakistan Army in 1948 & 1965, leading to the formation of 'Azad Kashmir', the 'Ganges Worm' measuring below the Pakistani Penis.
4) Defeat of the IPKF by the Tamil Tigers in Sri Lanka, the 'Ardha-Lingam' being smaller than the Black Tamilian Penis.
Hence, Indira Gandhi had to resort to the Madras Regiment during the Indo-Pak War of 1971, which finally defeated the Pakistan Army, the 6-9 inch Dravidian Penis being larger than the 4.0-5.0 inch 'Paki Dick'.
a) Delhi Boy: I hate ugly blackie and oily Madrasans!
Angry Madrasan: Stupid bhaiyya, you're just intimidated by us South Indian women & the size of the Dravidian Vagina! All you Ganges Worms propagate the Angry Madrasan Stereotype because of your pathetic North Indian Small Penis Complex!
b) Bombay Boy: Why do you Dalit Panthers dominate our mohallas ?
Afro-Dalit Boy: We Dalit Panthers dominate your North Indian mohallas & your precious Indo-Aryan females, because of your North Indian Small Penis Complex!
c) Rajput Regiment Sipahi: Why do you Sambar Niggers get to face those Pakis on the border all the time? We also want some action!
Madras Regiment Sipahi: Because you Aryan Regiments with your North Indian Small Penis Complex cannot dare to face those Pakis!