Several expanses of water situated in norfolk. Once used for pete mining but now with no real use other then to amuse cunts who enjoy showing off too others in over priced boats despite there sailing ability being less then that required to understand a concept called wind. The cunt's hobbies include running over unsuspecting kids and anal.
David Bowie in 'Life on Mars' : "from Ibiza to the Norfolk Broads"
I'd go for Ibiza