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1.
To be intoxicated or otherwise incapacitated to the extent that you are reminiscent of a drooling vegetable.

Origin: Lt. Frank Drebin talked of the eventuality of his colleague Nordberg becoming a drooling vegetable in the film Naked Gun.
He's had way too much to drink, he's officially nordberged
by Batman1720 July 14, 2010