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1.
The god of misery.
My dick just got caught in my zipper. FUCK YOU NORDAK!
by LkDzzBls August 10, 2010
 
2.
I send thee toothaches, girlfriends who cheat, and the evening news. St. Jude means nothing here, for I...am Nordak.
Nordak bids misère.
by Nordak July 12, 2011