A "noob" covered in semen, usually a Runescape player who is a member of the "Castle Wars Greatest" clan, or similiar clans that like masturbating to yellow decorative armor that has no stats and looks like shit. Usually traveling in packs, they are very dangerous when threatened, often resorting to repetitively insulting whoever beats them in Castle Wars for hours at a time, until their mother makes them go to bed so that their uncle can touch them.
OMG IS ANYONE IN CWG NOT A NOOJE?!
by Dr kirb August 01, 2008