n.A dick fart; a male queef; the release of gas pressure built up in a penis, usually after sex.

v.The act of dick farting.

past: noofed
present: noof
progressive: noofing
John sat down on the toilet after having long strenuous sex and let out a noof.


Dude1: "Dude, did your dick just fart."
Dude2: "Yeah I noofed, no big deal."


A man grabs his crotch and covers it up as he let a noof squeeze out.
by Robust-a-nut October 05, 2008
Top Definition
A bizarre and senseless misintepretation of the name 'Dave'.
Phone Caller: "Hi Roberto, it's Dave. Is Mike there?"
Roberto: "Sure, let me put you on hold."
Mike: "Who is on hold for me?"
Roberto: "I think it's Noof."

by Noofnoof December 25, 2007
A crazy ass horse that can use facebook somehow.
Did you see what Horsenoofin Noof posted today? I lol'd pretty hard!
by HNN January 18, 2011
its a mix between a noob and a goof
jimmy spilt beer all over himself

that guy is such a noof
by kevin123 brown April 25, 2010
A word created by Ayumi and Ryrk because they party like rockstars `-` Used to describe anything. Very popular throughout the gaming world.
"Hay, sup my noof"
"Nm noof, u no how it goes"
"Maan, I swear, dat shawty over thar be noofin like hell"
"I'm tryin to noof noof in that"
"`-` Narnia is for noofs"
"Gaiety sucks."
by Source: OmgItsAyumi`-` August 30, 2008
A person who is perceived as being softer than a Nerf Ball
As marques entered the room, everyone shouted "Noof!"
by yN February 15, 2012
word used to spice up conversation by vietnamese americans. also used as a greeting
indiv. 1 " hey man whats up?"
indiv. 2 " NOOF!"
by living proof December 12, 2003

also, a non-swearing way of saying f***
"go noof yourself"

"noof you!!

"thats noofed up!"

"me and her noofed last night!!"
by noofers July 22, 2009

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