When you take some hits out of the gravity bong and get so high your legs have caterpillars and bats inside of them. Side effects that may occur; burning makeup and sobbing and need of aid of friends.

A form of fishing in which a crazy person runs into a lake and searches for holes on the bottom with his foot. Then he inserts his finger into the hole and lets something bite it. Hopefully, it's a catfish. If so, he wrestles the catfish to the surface and drags it to shore. If its not a catfish, he may lose his finger to a snapping turtle or his life to a water moccasin.

Believe it or not, noodling is illegal in many states.

To fish for catfish using your bare hands.

what heavy metal guitarists do on stage while performing an annoying and rather technical solo. noodling.

The act of trying to insert your penis for intercourse while not fully erect.

Playing an instrument while someone is talking and continuing to play after asked to stop

The term of losing one's legs (balance) after the consumption of a copious amount of THC. This person will fall as if their legs were that of a puppet. They usually will not remember falling.

Signs of noodling: One begins to sweat drammatically, they lean against an object as if they are about to fall, or they seem too quiet to be good.

FALLING could lead to serious injury. Please be sure that your friends do not noodle! Noodling seems to reboot the person and they are back to normal. GIVE THESE PEOPLE WATER & FOOD when munchies give in.

The constant movement and flailing of limbs and head attributed to heavy methamphetamine use. Often characterized by sudden movements, such as jerking one's arms out from the body as if trying to pull up long sleeves off your arms, although you are undoubtedly shirtless or wearing a wife-beater. Actions that require fine-motor control (such as lighting your cigarette) become exaggerated and theatrical in appearance.