Verb - When your girlfriend has had too much to drink and can't stand up.
I had to throw my chick on my shoulder and carry her up the stairs cause she noodled on me.
A state of intoxication that is just beyond tatored
where the drunken sot
is too shitty
"Dude, I shouldn't even be working right now! I was just going to have a few at the pub last night, but I ended up getting totally noodled!"
Getting Noodled, the act of Noodling or to get the Noodle is when a male slut practices in the art of fornication.
1: Nick sure Noodled that girl last night
2: She got the Noodle
To be blessed by the Flying Spaghetti Monster's Noodly Appendage.
Pirates have been noodled by His Noodly Appendage.
intoxication at a level only achieved through smashing it hard.
i got noodled with nobby!
To own someone at Call Of Duty.
Oh! Did you just see that quick scope? That noob got noodled!!!!
1) adj. to be ridiculously high via shotgunning hits through pool noodles.
2) v. to be denied the gratification of coitus due to erectile dysfunction, esp. as an effect of consuming too much alcohol.
1) Lampy - Damn LT, you're high as fuck.
LT - No joke fool, I'm noodled.
2) Lampy - Oh god, last night I was totally too drunk to fuck
LT - I can't believe you noodled that chick, you're such a chump.
Lampy - ;_;