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In Chandler's words, a combination of the words "new" and "poodle".
You know, your new poodle could be your noodle!
by ' heather; June 28, 2006
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An individual who is limp and incapable of standing up for something or even taking responsibility for anything. Not capable of doing anything in life. Wishy-washy but much worse!
That jerk is such a noodle he came out of his dad's dick sideways and just swam in circles.
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At university, a slack-jawed person who does not contribute in any way despite having paid thousands of dollars to attend the class.

Also, one who attends class only to aquire a degree, without any desire to improve themself personally.
I used to be keen, but by forth year I was a noodle, grab the degree and get the frack out.
by Christoper M Norton March 04, 2007
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drink containing ethanol; used in the place of alcohal around large audiences or authoritative figures.
Guy 1: Dude! We gon get some noodles up in here tonite!
Guy 2: No way, really man?!
Guy 1: Hell yea we gon get it crunk!
Parent: Noodles??? WTF?
by hey hey its lauren June 06, 2006
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Chinese' primary source and choice of food.
There are too many noodles!
by Not Jon Vitus February 03, 2003
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An asain vagina looking somewhat like uncooked Top Ramen.
"Oh my god, that girl has a noodle.. You can just tell from her slanted eyes!"
by luckycharmsandsourgum March 09, 2009
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many meanings:
1. u stupid mufuka!!
2. UR A FOOL
3. U IZ STUPID BOI/GURRL!
4. STOP BEING A LEANNEY NOODLE!
aiyyo stop it ur acting like a weak ass noodle
by cornell haynes January 30, 2005
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