Something that is practically incomprehensible. Has many different meanings to different people but no matter what it is extremely degrading.
Everybody except for Noah is a noodle, including Patrick, Tim, Marykate, Caroline, Bobby, Stephen, Trevor, and especially Frankie.
by azarmang October 25, 2011
When one drinks a small amount of alcohol (commonly a sip of four loko, but in some extreme cases this could be a sniff) and engages in wobbly activities. The drunkard must have a BMI of 12 or below, a tall and skinny frame, and a feeble skeleton. When intoxicated the body muscles collapse and the noodling begins. This could include floundering to the ground, rolling around like an infant child, and making silly comments that can be so cringing it turns you sober.
Dude I met this kid from New Mexico last night, he'd never drunk before; he was noodleing all over the place
by Floor 2.5 November 06, 2010