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1. Synonym for noob and newb when you don't know which of the two it is.

2. Player who acts brainless in an online skill-based game.

3. Player who is NOT part of the vital few. See also Pareto principle or the 80-20 rule.
In public servers it can usually be said that:
20% of players in a team count for 80% of the win.
80% of players in a team count for only 20% of the win.
Those 80% are noodles.

Origin: Noob --> Nood --> Noodle
Some languages' speakers have difficulties pronouncing noob or newb. To make the words flow better, the word is changed to nublar, noodel, noedel, nuddle, noodle...
Alf: That pubstar is roadkilling all my noodles
Ben: It's their fault for not thinking when they cross the street

Charlie: Man, their team sucks so bad
Dan: Yeah, they're all noodles

Ed: We need 50 kills to win and I got 15!
Frank: You're not a noodle then!
by Don Zardeone August 01, 2009
 
1.
When one drinks a small amount of alcohol (commonly a sip of four loko, but in some extreme cases this could be a sniff) and engages in wobbly activities. The drunkard must have a BMI of 12 or below, a tall and skinny frame, and a feeble skeleton. When intoxicated the body muscles collapse and the noodling begins. This could include floundering to the ground, rolling around like an infant child, and making silly comments that can be so cringing it turns you sober.
Dude I met this kid from New Mexico last night, he'd never drunk before; he was noodleing all over the place
by Floor 2.5 November 06, 2010
 
2.
The guitarist from the legendary band for Gorillaz
get the cool!
get the cool shoe shine!
by bob bobbinson July 19, 2005
 
3.
1. Nice food that comes in packets labelled "Super Noodles".

2. The Offspring's lead guitarist and one of the coolest guys ever to walk upon this planet.
1. Did you eat noodles last night? I did.

2. Noodles is a guitar god.
by hell is for me December 23, 2003
 
4.
Your brain
"Twist your noodle change your mind"
Y'all aint on my level!!
by Peachez June 09, 2004
 
5.
The greatest food to walk the Earth, a great substitute to masturbating.
Waiter: I suggest the Whole poached salmon with salmon caviar and chips served with some masturbating.

Person: Nahh thanks, I got NOODLES!
by Skiller Kowalski October 25, 2008
 
6.
brain, sense, intelligence
Oh my gosh, I totally lost my noodles during the math exam.
by Holly Nguyen April 24, 2007
 
7.
1. Guitarist of the Offspring

2. Guitarist of Gorrilaz
One is a real guy, and the other is an animated Japanese girl.
by Siberian Moo Cow June 23, 2005