The act of Masturbating with Ramen noodles. Most stick their penis in a bowl of very hot Ramen Noodles. This could cause a slight burning sensation in the groin area.
Brian: Dude! Do you have your cock in a bowl of Ramen noodle?
Steve: Yes, Why do you ask?
Brian: Doesn't that burn?
Steve: It is causing a slight burning sensation in my groin area.
Brian: Dude! You are such a Noodle Fucker.