Person born with his head in his ass...
ME: Look at that guy...
Random Guy: He's a total NOOB...
ME: Sure is
by Ingvar April 26, 2011
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Some one who is nooby, coming from the word noobish, which is derived from the french word nu-b-o. Usually either a 40 year old virgin that lives in their moms basement or a hunter corio that has no friends and plays MW2 complaining about lag switchs, mods, hackers, and corner campers.
Watch out, there's a noob behind that bush!
by chronic giin December 22, 2009
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You're such a newb. Why don't you take off on your noob rocket.
by Rod Prieto March 21, 2007
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Someone who knows better yet still does things as if they are new to the experience. Mostly used in reference to computer games, formus, or blogs.
Selaria attempts to make an easy jump from 1 platform to another and is unable to accomplish this, even though she has been playing the game for over a year. This is a noob!
by Amalar September 21, 2006
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when someone is totally retarted, and just cant get things when everyone else can.
the person can tend to be slow, as in sloooow
u need to define words all the time just so you can have a conversation.
someone who puts a helmet on and has the strap in front of their goggles..thats a noob
m0oks: "like omg Chamroeun ur such a noob"
chamroeun: "SOOooOO"

she actually knows she's a noob
by m0oks July 31, 2008
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boobs that are sooo small that there are only nipples for boobs. imagina a 5th graders boobs, aka noobs.
WOW..your girl has some noobs, im surprised wen u feel her up u dont feel her down...
by the slutzky April 24, 2003
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A noob, or n00b, is a gay faggot who eats at McDonalds.
Mark- Hey noob! *laughs at Tim*
Tim- *crys* SO WHAT IF I EAT AT MCDONALDS?!
by thecoolguy July 11, 2008
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