1. Someone who has never had a drink of alcohol.
2. Someone who gets drunk extremely easily.
3. Someone who hits the floor after one drink.
1. Hey man, you drink much?
Nah, I'm a Noob Drinker.
2. You see that guy over there? 2 drinks and he's under the table!
Yeah, he's a Noob Drinker.
3. I can do this!
*takes a drink and hits the floor*
What a Noob Drinker!