The Iceman. DB10. Bruce Rioch's sole stroke of genius. The finest import in the history of the Premier League. An enigmatic, reserved, ice-cold magician with an inexplicable phobia of flying.
It can naturally also refer to any other person of Dutch descent who suffers from pteromechanophobia.
Martin - Who was that player who cruelly toyed with Nikos Dabizas before slotting home against those Geordies around 2002?
Nige - The non-flying Dutchman, of course.
Martin - Ah yes, how could I forget...Whatever happened to that poor lad Dabizas?
Nige - He was clearly traumatised by the Dutch master