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1.
A young makeup artist and aspiring photographer from New England who keeps many strange pets such as snakes.
Catharine Joy's cat Pretty Girl dispises Nomed, but secretly wants him in the passion of the christ shit.
by Pretty Girl the cat February 24, 2008
 
2.
Masterbater of Anime
'NoMeD' loves the cock
by BiZ April 07, 2003
 
3.
A debilitating fungus that strives on the genitalia. Causes respiratory problems and baldness.
Nomed is a bitch.
by blahz July 10, 2003
 
4.
A midget who eats the poo
Im a short gimpy man who eats fesies
by Anonymous May 21, 2003
 
5.
a stupid idiotic person who is jewish
NoMeD smoke weed with his gay friends in front of the ploice station
by wesman April 27, 2003
 
6.
Lawn ornament
I have a NoMeD in my front yard...burning. Get off my lawn before I cut off ya bowlz.
FAH SHIZZLE!
by G April 08, 2003
 
7.
Demon backwards? Wait no... I'm sorry. It's what you find inbetween that crevice that nobody likes to look at while you squat. Yes, I mean you granny.
"Dear lord, all the nomeDs of hell are at a roa- squat."
by Fnar June 21, 2004