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The word nice pronounced with an Australian accent. Usually said in a drawn out manner
That's a noooits croc right there!

OR

Friend- 'Yo we won the tounament'

You- 'Noits'
by Jamean Noits September 05, 2010
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The state beyond being confused and in turmoil
Blondes are constantly in noit

(noited, noiting, noit)
by heyyyitzemmy November 04, 2010
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Another word for never. Derived from the Dutch word 'Nooit'. Noit is mostly used in gaming.
Annoying gamer: im so good so i noit use hax.
by Can-o-Mark April 28, 2007
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another way of saying "no", but with more emphasis. Seemingly derived from the Dutch "nooit" Also, perhaps a combination of the words "no" and "not"
Guy: Hey, do you know what happened to the last beer?

Guy#2: Noit.
by bballboy25 April 10, 2008
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Someone who is a know-it-all, but you want to be cool, and when you call someone a know-it-all it makes you sound lame.
Dude, pi is infinite.

No, pie is delicious.

Don't be a noit.
by zomglolzxd April 03, 2010
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noit is more gooder than racoon
by Master of Illusions July 18, 2003
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by Master of Illusions July 18, 2003
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