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1. Similar to "Awesome" or "Cool".

2. "Noich" can even possibly be related to an item of any sort.

3. Can replace "Ouch".

4. Replaces a swear word in pubilc.
1. Dude, i just bought the new Guitar Hero game!
Noich!

2. Hey, got the noich?

3. *punch in face* Noich!

4. Mother....Noich! or Son Of A Noich!
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Noich- A word used by Jay and Silent Bob meaning "k"
Dan- Brb

Mark- Noich
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1. Deriviation of "nice", to describe something as being very good.
2. Can also be used to mean the opposite, similiar in usage to bad.
1. "Dude, I totally boned that chick from the club last night."
"Noich!"

2. "That chick from the club gave me the herp man."
"Noich!"
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Used in Jay and Silent Bobs' rap...
...One two, one two three four, one two three for noich noich noich...
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