This is a name used to denote children that are exceptionally loud and stupid. The individual with this name will invariably try to use logic on people and will also invariably fail to make any sense at all. Contemplation of this individual's logic (or, rather, this individual's lack of logic) will often cause aneurysms, manifesting either in a nosebleed or, in many cases, an exploded head.
This individual also often thinks that they are "God's gift to humanity," hence the name "Noel," which alludes to Christmas, a major religious holiday primarily observed through phony piety and the giving of gifts.
The person named "Noel" will also think that it (used aptly, here) is so-called "hot stuff" and will assume that everyone (male, female, transgendered, heterosexual, homosexual, bisexual, and pansexual) wants a "piece of that ass." It is, obviously mistaken.
If a Noel is spotted, the best advice that can be given is to plug one's ears and then run away as quickly as possible before it can open its mouth and start talking. Its voice has properties very akin to those of the mythological mandrake plant. Do not be deceived, however, by this comparison. The Noel is an active, virulent lifeform able to leech life out of individuals through speech. Prolonged exposure can result in (aside from aneurysms) an individual or group of individuals brain or brains, respectively, leaking out of his/her/their ears.
Avoid the Noel at all costs. Do not offer a Noel a cookie. Do not sleep with the Noel. If impregnated, she becomes nearly impossible to get rid of while still alive.
The Noel is classified as living. If you are approached by one and do not immediately leave the area, you will not longer be similarly classifiable.
"Noel, after becoming impregnated and delivering her spawn, became a permanent addition to the household. Within six months, all other members of said household were insane and dying."
Noel means Christmas.
It is also my middle name.
My middle name Noel means Christmas
a cool unique name that a person can have who is strong, straight up badass , who can have many haters, and who is chill
Some People make fun of it cause it means christmas, and white idiots don't know how to pronounce
Person 1: Man did you see Noel in the hallway
Person 2: Yea I did, he's one straight badass
Smart Person: That guys name is Noel
Stupid ass: Wait christmas is here
Smart Person No you dumb fuck, that guys name is Noel
Stupid ass: oh
Smart Person: retard
A very normal person who talks alot. Very funny he is very friendly to the ladies and usally talks to the ladies when you see him the ladies usally find him intrestting (in a good way) and loves talking to noel. The name noel is usally a girls name but sometimes used as a boys name. If it is a guy it is usally intrestted in sports and may bring up sports if you are talking to him. Usally some people might hate on noel but the noel will just ignore them and make a joke off of them. You all should meet a guy or a girl named noel he/she will turn your life around.
girl1 : have you met noel
Girl 2: No
GIRL 1 : wELL you really need to meet him he is a really good friend
Guy 1: Have you met noel she is always stating drama stay a way from her
GUY2: oK I HERD SHE IS VERY AWKAWARD TOO.
The correct spelling of the misspelling "Noelle"
-Hi, my name is Noel.
-Is that spelled N-o-e-l-l-e?
-No, it is never spelling like that because that spelling is never correct.
Noel's are friendly, sweet and caring guys who will never fail to make you laugh. They always have a smile on their face and make everyone around them feel at ease. If they have their eye set on something, they won't give up until they accomplish their goal. They are sporty lads with a nice body. They tend to have beautiful eyes and are seen attractive by many. The majority are tall, dark and handsome. They love animals and are hard workers. Charming personality though sometimes can be a bit annoying or confusing. They are outgoing and love to talk loads and make many friends. It's nice to have a noel in your life and anyone would be lucky to have a Noel as a friend.
girl 1: "who's that boy, he's gorgeous"
girl 2: "thats Noel, he's perfect"
A "Noel" is a seemingly odd person on the outside. She tends to fart and burp, but is immune to drooling when asleep. However, a "Noel" has the characterstics of a Lion, or in spanish, "LEON" (yes that is NOEL spelled backwards). For example, when she is asleep, she may growl like a leon and then pounce on a innocent bystander completely unconscious.
Despite this seemgingly irate behavior, a "Noel" is like a marshmallow on the inside. No... that does not mean she is full of sugary goodness nor does it mean she is part "smore", but rather, the metaphor describes her as a soft, kind, caring person. LIKE THE MICHELIN TIRE MAN (who actually does seem to be made of marshmallows... fancy that).
There is also a phenomenon that is present in a "Noel". A "Noel" will typically make her own belongings vanish. Scientists are unsure of why or how certain belongings get lost, but empirical evidence has shown that a Noel will lose any one item at least once a month. This phenomenon has stymied researchers at Harvard and Yale, and the National Science Society is planning to make a new branch of science called, "Noelology".
A "Noel" has often been used to describe something sublimely awesome.
As a noun... "That girl is such a NOEL!"
In the present-progressive tense (Noellin' instead of Ballin')... "Dude, that's so noellin'"
Noel is a name given to a person who is a total clutz. She drops things repeatedly and has terrible balance.
To pull a Noel is to trip or fall over nothing and for no apparent reason.
Person 1: Oh man, what happened to your leg?
Person 2: I pulled a Noel.
*girl drops books*
Boy: See that girl over there? She is such a Noel.