A pair of shoes that an individual wears that are distasteful/unattractive/old.
Young child exclaims ''No Dad!!! Please don't make me wear them!''
Peer - ''Oh, I see you've got your Nodads on.''
A very undesireable and or none branded item of clothing, jewellery, electronics etc, which you can guarantee your father would rather buy for you instead of the expensive alternative.
Father: How about these trainers?
Son: No dad I don't want them.
"Do you like my new Hadidas trainers?"
"Sorry mate, but those are fucking Nodads"
adj. Pertaining to an item of clothing that is very naff
, and provokes the response, "No, Dad!" The implication is that only a dad would wear such a heinous crime against fashion, and that by doing so he would embarrass his children.
"Dude, what were you thinking putting that on to take your girlfriend out. That's a nodad shirt."
Any item of clothing your parents are forcing you to wear but you know looks outdated & 'pants'
Father 'Son, put your lederhosen on'