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When a gay guy wants to fuck an extremely hot woman, he says this to justify himself
Ray: "...just aching to pounce on the supple brown flesh of your woman."
Cyril: "Shut up!"
Ray: "They are going to mess her up."
Cyril: "Why are you even here?!"
Ray: "Hello? (holds up ticket granting him "access" to Lana)"
Cyril: "But you're gay!"
Ray: "Girl, please. Nobody's that gay"
by Red Wins fan June 26, 2013

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