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Noalene: Is a hick woman that no one would want to hit on. Redneck, dumpy, frumpy, idiot missing one or more teeth. A few branches missing from the family tree. No, not even a two-bagger. Raggedy antonym: hot babe,
Grandpa wouldn't hit on that Noalene even in the dark with two bags.
by urbanegorilla February 04, 2010

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