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1.
When you preform sex with two of every animal except unicorns.
I went to preform the Noah's Ark but the zoo would not let me in.
by Trevor Davis 69 June 18, 2010
 
2.
Taking 2 shots of every kind of booze from the host's liquor cabinet so that they don't notice any is missing. Smells like death and tastes like it smells. Generally followed by a great flood of vomit or a great time.
"Dude i thought you ran out of booze an hour a go."
"No man, me and the boys pulled a Noah's Ark."
by DaHooch December 14, 2011
 
3.
Noah's Ark is 2 of every kind of sauce a fast food Restaurant has to offer.
16 yr old Kid Working The Drive-Thru: Can I get you any sauce?

Me: yeah I got a lot of nuggets in here so can I get a Noah's Ark
by Jimmy McCarthy' January 13, 2009
 
4.
A fat slut
"I call that girl Noah's Ark, shes as wide as an ark and guys often try to board her 2 by 2"
by orlo January 31, 2009
 
5.
In the card game 'phase 10' noah's ark occurs when a player is dealt an unusually, and typically unhelpfully large number of pairs. Especially useless when in phases 4-6, attempting to get a string of consecutive numbers instead of sets of the same numbers.
I am dealt two 1's, two 4's, two 8's, two 10's, an 11 and a 12, so i bitch thusly: "damnit, noah's ark again!"
by boobavon August 07, 2006
 
6.
australian slang for shark
i saw a big noah's ark at the beach the other day!
by Stoner2 October 23, 2007
 
7.
Jon Voight's huge boat. Mary Steenburgen was the rudder slut
It rained for 40 days and 40 nights but we were snug as a bug in a rug aboard Noah's Ark.
by Jake February 03, 2004