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a super sexy beast who loooks like hes on roids but hes not. Noah Jacob Velez is a mellow person who has to be spanish (mostly Pr) Also can refer to an awesome or stupid accident/person.
Guy 1: Drops a dudes mac.
Guy 2: Damn your such a Noah Velez sometimes!
by jesusjuiceman January 02, 2011