A true man who eats like he is fat yet still maintains such an amazing body that attracts amazing women only to use the fuck and dump technique. he can fuck 5 girls at the same time by doing the self invented noah technique (look up noah) but he then takes their money and food and walks out so casually, ducks bow down to him.
"He totally pulled a Noah Klap last night!"
by ifuckednoahKLAP! November 29, 2011