A form of rape where the rapist (usually a white male)
takes his penis, infested with pubic lice (crabs)
and unwillingly propels it into their victims ear canal,
and proceeds with intercourse.
Person 1: Look at that tree to your right!
Person 2: I don't see any...AHH! WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY EAR?!?!
Person 1: Shut up fool, your getting Noah Craber'd!