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P1: have you seen 'Senior Non-Mutated Karate Slugs' yet?
P2: No man, it's NoN...
by BeTheB December 10, 2014
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complete opposite of a sav. either you are a sav or a non. being a non is terrible. one can be a non but considered ruthless
Dude true Simon's a huge non
by tartsav November 15, 2008
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no in french. because they need the extra letter.
"non! we don't like you americans!"
by moi March 06, 2005
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A person who has very little or no personality, any conversation with this person will quickly die as they are so dull and uninteresting.
person: *telling an interesting story*
non: yes
person: ...
by MasterEpic February 17, 2014
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Occasionally used as a prefix for words to literally decribe the opposite of the word.

Slang term placed in front of a word to emphasize a negative aspect.
1. Ashanti is horrible...her and her non-singin' ass..

James: OOOOO! My lunch break is in an hour! Ima go play on my Gameboy SP until then! *runs downstairs*
Boss: *runs to the top of the stairs* Get your non-workin ass back up here NOW!
by Tai July 10, 2003
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A person of a low social status. This refers to geeks, nerds, weirdos or just plain ass wholes.
Guy:Aww, I don't want to sit with them, they're the nons.
or
Guy:Lend us a buck?
Guy2:Naa.
Guy:Don't be a non.
by JORDrumm August 12, 2009
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anything or anyone who is not with it or worth discussing or considering.
Dog, Mr. Jones is such a non. I don't care about her, she's such a non.
by teremaria August 10, 2008
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