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20.
A word to respond to something shocking or unexpected, or something you really dont care about.
Often replied with a comeback, "Shit no"
A: OMFG! I found some mexicans snorting coke inside the freezer of apple bee's!
B: No shit??
A: Shit no!

A:Dude your car rides and handles great!
B:Thats exactly what your mom told me last night.
A:No shit?
B:Shit no!!
A:Wtf?
by Xent November 29, 2005
 
8.
Ejaculative exclamation (NO SHIT !!) used to affirm the assertion that what was just told is the absolute fucking truth even though it totally sounds like utter bullshit.
REN: "Oh no! I'm completely out of shit. NO SHIT !!"
STIMPY: "NO SHIT?"
REN: "Shit no !! (I wouldn't shit my favorite turd.)"
by Chengo Bolemongo October 06, 2006
 
9.
an exclamation conveying a mixed sense of gladness and surprise over a matter of common interest between two or more people
Billy: "I just unloaded a major dump in our new bathroom!"
Tom: "Any residues?"
Billy: "Clean as a whistle"
Tom: "No Shit!"
Billy: "that's right"
by heythewhat January 03, 2012
 
10.
a quick and witty come back to some who states the obvious
woman behind a burger van: do you want a cheese burger? its the same as a normal burger but with cheese on

guy picking his food: no shit
by metalrob1 November 28, 2009
 
11.
the absence of feces.
there's no shit in the toilet.
by square root of negative 1 January 07, 2012
 
12.
1. When there is there is no fecal matter present
2. An over-used expression, said when one states something obvious. Can also be used as a substitute for "duh".
1. Doctor: Do you have the stool samples?
Patient: No shit, sorry.
2. Kid1: Mrs. __________ is a very homosexual teacher.
Kid2: No shit dude.
by doctorDipshit April 02, 2009
 
13.
1. Obviously
2. You don't say; I didn't know that.
1. Jason: You have an appointment at 3.
Rick: No shit.
2. Jason: I heard Jess has been out of state for the past week.
Rick: No shit? I thought she was staying at a friend's house.
by Aldridge517 May 10, 2013
 
14.
The act of pointing out something obvious, similar to "duhh".
Human #1: This pizza is freakin' awesome!

Human #2: Yea, No Shit.
by Human #1 July 09, 2009