No life

Has an abundance of free time used pointlessly

I’ve watched The Office 6 times from beginning to end. Man, I have no life.

by Violet1315 October 24, 2017

No life

A person who eats all the food in the fridge, plays Minecraft, skips online classes, uses discord to talk shit, and is toxic as hell. It’s understandable if you’re in your 12s but 14+ and your a loser. Fat fuck u disappoint your parents u have no life

No life Jasper: I’m fat, stupid, and scum but I don’t want to admit it so I act up in front of my brother who does basketball and benches 400

by FuckedYoBitchJuan22 November 29, 2020

No life

You are a no life

no life

by aspogsojgkjoffmd October 14, 2021

No life

Someone who grinds virtual money in a 7 year old virtual world also known as Grand Theft Auto 5 Online.

Do you know TheProfessional? That GTA youtuber?
Yeah. I know him. He's that no life grinder who's scared of griefers.

by Postitoimisto May 19, 2020

Life is life

The best response to the pointless question "how's life?"

Them: Hey dude! How's life?
You knowing this is a horrible conversation starter: life is life

by Jezij August 31, 2018

life

A sexually-transmitted, terminal disease.

by Anonymous May 27, 2003

life

The meaningless void between birth and death.

Life's a bitch, and then you die.

by Mr. Cynic May 29, 2005