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16.
Something to say when someone states the obvious, especially during a movie outloud.
Little kid: She was a ghost all along (from the Fog)
Me: NO SHIT!
by Schulz November 16, 2005
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1.
Used to express contemptuous acknowledgment of the obvious.
Person 1: Saddam Hussein's fuckin dead
Person 2: No shit
by anonymous March 31, 2003
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2.
Expression said to people who state the obvious.
No shit, Captain Obvious!
by Patti July 12, 2003
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3.
A witty but slightly over-used comeback when someone states the obvious. Works well when someone is making fun of themselves to be funny. Responding with "No shit" makes them feel appropriatly stupid.
Dude 1 - "Haha I'm such a sped!"
Dude 2 - "No shit."
*Dude 1 tries to think of a comeback*
Dude 1 - "...So, how 'bout them Red Sox?"
by i am so cool. November 17, 2004
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4.
To affirm as in "no really?" but in a sarcastic, slightly insulting way.
No shit, sherlock.
by smaq February 22, 2003
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5.
1. An expression used to state the obvious.
2. Not owning or possesing something.
Man: *Cough *Cough *Cough
Woman: Sounds like you got a nasty cough!
Man: Yeah? No Shit!

Man 1: I need money!
Man 2: I have no shit on me.
by niftymatt October 16, 2005
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6.
One of those miraculous phrases that makes the English language great. Depending on how it is said, can signify either genuine suprise or annoyance with the obvious.

First case: often said slowly, emphasizing each word and with "shit" often raised slightly. = "You don't say"

Second case: usually said quickly and without as much emphasis, for you really just want to get on with your life and not listen to this fucktard anymore
Yeah no shit tell me something I don't know.
by ToastedBread July 06, 2011
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7.
Obviously
Stating the obvious
Girl: We got our hair done!
Other Girl: No shit!
by SakuraSaku June 02, 2007
61 24