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<noun> British slang

1) The area between two opposing forces' trenches during WW1. Characterised by a quagmire of saturated soil, crater holes, barbed wire, unexploded shells, quicksoil and rotting bodies. The last place on Earth you'd want to be in the period between 1914-1918, or for some time afterwards I'd imagine...

2) The area between your ballsack and your arsehole.
"Sgt. Harris was caught out in No-Mans-Land yesterday during a patrol. He's been pronounced Missing in Action... But I think we all know what really happened to him..."

"I love scratchin' mi' No Man's Land, *guffaw guffaw.*"
by Stuart Fletcher November 03, 2004
The sweaty gap in between your sack and crack.

Otherwise known as a gooch.
"My no-mans-land stinks"
by Griff May 23, 2005
In WWI, the 100 yards or so between the trenches of each side was littered with dead bodies. Anyone who enterd here would stand a high chance of getting shot by either side.
No man's land was an area where people were sure to get shot to death.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 16, 2004
1.A field of mines

2.The tampon isle
1.In Nam it was like a huge no mans land.

2.No way im goin in the no mans land for a box of pads
by RocaFella June 03, 2004
That spot between your snail trail and your pubic hair where it hasn't quite met up yet leaving an awkward patch of nothing.
Damn, wish my hair would grow in already. No mans land is looking pretty barren.
by cookiemonst4 January 10, 2015
An area of no importance or significance; lost; a forgotten sweaty balmy place; sometimes it stinks
Stu is struggling to sit still in the van, says, "hey Tony, do me a favour, I've a strange feeling in a strange place, will you take a look and let me know what is going on? Barry pipes up and says, "by the way you're shifting around, that'll be your No Man's Land. I've seen it before and it ain't pretty".
by Who_flung_dung October 14, 2015
When a guy is at a party and is surrounded/trapped in with a group of women of whom he has no attraction to, nor finds their conversations interesting or relevant to him in any way.
Guy 1: Dude, lets head for a smoke on the deck, I'm stuck in no-man's-land here.

Guy 2:Yeah, I fell sorry for you man. BBW and psycho ex girlfriends never make for good company.
by IBJ August 18, 2012
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