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When your asshole roommate is hooking up with a girl and he cant get past first base and you're just really tryna sleep. Shoot him the text: no head, no bed, bro. And he gets the message.
Filip: hey bro i hear kayla's in your bed
Woody:not gettin to far
Filip: no head, no bed bro, i got a test tomorrow.
Woody: gotchu 15 minutes.
by Noheadnobed November 23, 2013